Archive for May, 2011

  • May 31, 2011 Jokes Of The Day | Posted by admin on May 31 2011 under Funny Jokes

    1. Getting oral sex makes your whole week!
    Getting anal sex makes your hole weak!

    2. Women are like Google you just want one answer but you always end up getting a million other you don’t want!

    3. I have a feeling these birds wouldn’t be so angry if we’d stop slingshotting them thru the air.

    4. Princess : If I Kiss You, Will You Turn Into A Handsome Prince?
    Frog : That Was During My Grandpa’s Days … Now you Need To Give me a Blowjob

    5. This should be the “actual” recommended dosage of viagra instead of the one published on the back of the packaging :
    1. New Girlfriend: No Need
    2. Not-so-New Girlfriend: 1/2 Tablet
    3. Mistress:1 Tablet
    4. Wife: 2 tablets + whisky + Porn Movie + Will Power + AV Mask

    6. The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.

     

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  • May 30, 2011 Jokes Of The Day | Posted by Alina Joseph on May 30 2011 under Funny Jokes

    Little Tommy is taking a shower with his mother and says, “Mom, what are those things on your chest!?” Unsure of how to reply, she tells Tommy to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten.

    Tommy didn’t forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says, “Why Tommy, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she’ll float to heaven.” Tommy thinks that’s neat and asks no more questions.

    A few weeks later, Tommys’ dad comes home from work a few hours early. Tommy runs out of the house crying hysterically, “Daddy! Daddy! Mommy’s dying!!” His father says, “Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy’s dying?” “Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommys’ balloons and she’s screaming, “Oh God, I’m coming!”

     

     

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  • Obama VS Osama | Posted by Alina Joseph on May 29 2011 under Funny Pictures

     

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  • May 29, 2011 Jokes Of The Day | Posted by Alina Joseph on May 29 2011 under Funny Jokes

    Little Tommy sees his mother walk out of the shower and sees her vagina.

    He asks her what it is and she embarassed replies, “Oh, that’s mommy’s black sponge.”

    A few days later, Tommy spills a glass of milk on the floor and says, “Mommy, I need your black sponge to mop up the milk!”

    She replies, “I lost it, honey.”

    A couple of days later, he comes running up to her and says, “Mommy, I found your black sponge!” Mystified, she says, “Where, honey?”

    Little Tommy says, “It’s over at Mrs. Johnson’s house, and Daddy’s washing his face in it!”

     

     

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  • May 29, 2011 Jokes Of The Day | Posted by Alina Joseph on May 29 2011 under Funny Jokes

    Little Johnny comes home from school one day and asks his mother what “shit” meant.

    Thinking fast she replied “food on the table”.

    Next day he comes home and asks his mother what does “son of a bitch” mean.

    Again, thinking fast again she says “It’s a priest”.

    Next day he comes home a asks what does “fuckin’” mean. She says it means “getting dressed”.

    That same night a priest was coming over for dinner. Johnny is just finished setting the table when he hears the doorbell ring.

    He yells “got it”. He opens the door and says “Hey son of a bitch, shits on the table and mom and dad are upstairs fuckin’”.

     

     

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  • Top 16 Funniest Sign Boards | Posted by Alina Joseph on May 28 2011 under Funny Pictures

     

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  • Top 15 Funniest Costums | Posted by Alina Joseph on May 28 2011 under Funny Pictures

     

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  • May 25, 2011 Jokes Of The Day | Posted by Alina Joseph on May 28 2011 under Funny Jokes

    A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, “When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?”

    The husband replied, “All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry.”

    Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, “What are you thinking now?”

    He replied, “It looks as if I did a pretty good job.”

     

     

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  • The Top 15 Awkward kisses of famous people | Posted by Alina Joseph on May 28 2011 under Funny Pictures

     

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