Archive for June, 2011

  • 30th June 2011,Jokes Of The Day | Posted by Alina Joseph on Jun 30 2011 under Funny Jokes

    There was an Amish girl that had just come of age to date. Her mother was helping her get ready to go out that night. As she was about ready she put on some gloves, because it was to be cold that night,and the Amish still ride in buggies. Her mother asked, “why are you wearing gloves?” She continued by saying that it wasn’t lady like to wear gloves. The Girl said to her mother, “its suppose to be cold tonight, what do I do with my hands if they get cold?” Her mother replied. “just stick your hands between your knees, and they will get warm.” So the girl agreed. Her date picked her up and they went on there was. On their way home her hands got cold, so following her mother’s orders, she stuck her hands between her knees. Her date looked over and said, “what on earth do you have your hands between your legs for?” She replied, ” my mother told me that if my hands got cold, to stick them between my legs to get them warm.” Her date said to her, ” well my dick is frozen solid do you care if I stick it between your legs to get it warm?” The girl said, “well I don’t see any harm in it.” So he did. After returning home from her date she asked her mother,” What do you know about them there dicks?” Her mother said, “Why what do you know about dicks?” The girl looked at her mother and said, “All I know is that when they thaw out they make an awful mess!”

     

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  • 29th June 2011,Jokes Of The Day | Posted by Alina Joseph on Jun 29 2011 under Funny Jokes

    Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday before the judge. The judge said, “You seem like nice young men, and I’d like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I’ll see you back in court Monday.”

    Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the 1st one, “How did you do over the weekend?” “Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever.” “17 people? That’s wonderful. What did you tell them?” “I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this…

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    …and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs.” “That’s admirable,” said the judge.

    “And you, how did you do?”, he asked the second boy, “Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever.” “156 people! That’s amazing! How did you manage to do that?!?”, “Well, I used a similar approach. (draws two circles)

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    I said (pointing to the small circle) “this is your asshole before prison, …”

     

     

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  • 29th June 2011,Funniest Looks Like | Posted by Alina Joseph on Jun 29 2011 under Funny Pictures

     

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  • Newest Member | Posted by Alina Joseph on Jun 29 2011 under Funny Pictures

     

    President Obama consults with the newest member of his Cabinet.

     

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  • 28th June 2011,Jokes Of The Day | Posted by Alina Joseph on Jun 28 2011 under Funny Jokes

    Little Tommy was sitting in Beginning Sex Ed class one day when the teacher drew a picture of a penis on the board. “Does anyone know what this is?” She asked. Little Johnny raised his hand and said, “Sure, my daddy has two of them!” “Two of them?!” the teacher asked. “Yeah. He has a little one that he uses to pee with and a big one that he uses to brush mommy’s teeth!”

     

     

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