Archive for July, 2011

  • 29th July 2011,What’s On Your Mind? | Posted by admin on Jul 29 2011 under What's On Your Mind?

    1)Laughing at someone`s joke, not cause it was funny, but because it was JUST SO STUPID!

    2)Deleting one `ha` from your `Hahahahaha` cause you think it`s a bit TOO much..

    3)That awkward moment when the person you like asks you who you like.

    4)Dude, you were so drunk you kept falling over… No I wasn`t. I was breakdancing!

    5)The Perfect Day: Going to bed with a dream, Waking up with a purpose

    6)I wish people would listen as much as they talk

    7)Parents always see us taking a break, but they never see us studying.

    8)Learn to appreciate what you HAVE… Before time forces you to appreciate what you HAD

    9)LIKE IF: You walked into your room and you forgot what you wanted.

    10)The biggest problem for one person may be the smallest problem for others. It just depends on how they see it.

     

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  • 29th July 2011,Jokes Of The Day | Posted by admin on Jul 29 2011 under Funny Jokes

    A young couple went to the doctor for their annual physical exams. Afterwards, the doctor called the young man into his office and told him that he had some good news and some bad news. “The good news,” he explained, “is that your fiancée has an particular strain of gonorrhea that I have only heard of once before.” The guy paled. “If that’s the good news, then what the hell is the bad news?” “Well,” the doctor elaborated, “the bad news is that I heard about this nasty strain just last week from my dog’s vet.”

     

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  • 28th July 2011,What’s On Your Mind? | Posted by admin on Jul 28 2011 under What's On Your Mind?

    1)You can never say exactly WHAT IS ON YOUR MIND if your family members are on your friend-list.

    2)That awkward moment when you take a nap & wake up the next day.

    3)When I ask you to listen to a song, it`s because the lyrics mean everything I`m trying to say to you.

    4)I miss you, but I`m not going to text you first, because I want to see if you miss me more.

    5)”Sex scene on TV + Parents in same room + No sign of remote = Awkward Atmosphere”

    6)The most desired gift of love is not diamonds or roses or chocolate. It is focused attention

    7)Somewhere between laughing for no reason, making fun of each other, calling each other names… I sorta fell for you.

    8)Dear Internet users, you`re gonna regret not reading me one day, Sincerely, Terms & Condition !

    9)Not having any haters is impossible because you can`t please everyone.

    10)I`m fairly sure that my cute next door neighbor thinks I`m a stalker. She wrote it on Facebook, Twitter, And even in both of her diaries.

     

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  • 28th July 2011,Jokes Of The Day | Posted by admin on Jul 28 2011 under Funny Jokes

    A handsome young lad went into the hospital for some minor surgery and the day after the procedure, a friend stopped by to see how the guy was doing. The friend was amazed at the number of Nurses who entered the room in short intervals with refreshments, offers to fluff his pillows, make the bed, give back rubs, etc. “Why all the attention ?” the friend asked. “You look fine to me.”

    “I know !” grinned the patient. “But the Nurses kinda formed a little fan club when they all heard that my circumcision required twenty-seven
    stitches.”

     

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  • 27th July 2011,What’s On Your Mind? | Posted by admin on Jul 27 2011 under What's On Your Mind?

    1)Me : Dad, I want to go to a 50 cent concert. Dad: Here is one dollar. Take your sister too. lol

    2)Sitting down real quick to check Facebook and Twitter…an hour later, I`m still there…

    3)LIKE IF:My cell phone is my watch, camera, flashlight, calculator, iPod & so much more.

    4)Singing with your headphones on and not realizing how loud you are.

    5)There is nothing I hate more than seeing friendships being ruined over stupid things

    6)I am not a quitter, but sometimes the game just isn`t worth playing anymore.

    7)I hate being ignored by someone I pay the most attention to.

    8)I love it how we can look at each other in class and start laughing for no reason :D

    9)No girl should ever forget that she doesn`t need someone, who doesn`t need her.

    10)Always listen to your heart. Even though it`s on your left side, it`s always right

     

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  • 27th July 2011,Jokes Of The Day | Posted by admin on Jul 27 2011 under Funny Pictures

    Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom one day only catch him sitting on the side of his bed sliding on a condom. Johnny’s father, in attempt to hide his full erection with a condom on it, bent over as if to look under the bed. Little Johnny asked curiously “What ya doin dad?” His father quickly replied, “I thought I saw a rat go underneath the bed, to which Little Johnny replied “What ya gonna do, fuck him?”

     

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  • 26th July 2011,What’s On You Mind? | Posted by admin on Jul 26 2011 under What's On Your Mind?

    1)LIKE if: peeking out of your 3D glasses during a movie just to see the diffrence xD

    2)when a girl hacks a Facebook account “OMG hacked by Nicole LOVE YOU Bar”.
    when a guy hacks a Facebook account “I am gay!!”

    3)Dear middle school girl who thinks she`s a Victoria`s Secret model, mind if I borrow a tissue? Sincerely, it`s falling out of your bra.

    4)Don`t take too much time to text her back.. It makes her feel you`re talking to someone more important than her.

    5)No one has the right to judge you. They might have heard the stories, but they didn`t feel what you felt in your heart.

    6)Dear ladies.. All men with money aren`t smart. Sometimes a man`s money grows, but he doesn`t.

    7)Girls Are Like Police. Once They Get Hold Of All The Evidences, They Still Want To Hear The Truth From You.

    8)There are a lot people who call you by your name, but there is only ONE PERSON who can make it sound so SPECIAL.

    9)Sometimes we play with love. But when the time comes and we realize we wanna get serious, love plays with us

    10)Is still single… but thinking about someone on my Facebook friend list :p

     

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  • 26th July 2011,Jokes Of The Day | Posted by admin on Jul 26 2011 under Funny Jokes

    Jack and Jill were twins who couldn’t find dates to the prom. So Jill asked Jack to go with her. Jack said, “No, you’re my sister, that’s gross.” Jill said, “Come on. Promise me if you can’t find another date, you’ll take me.” So Jack said okay. Well, Jack couldn’t find a date so he went with Jill. They were just standing by the punch bowl, and Jill asked Jack to dance. Jack said, “No, you’re my sister, that’s gross.” Jill said, “Come on. It’ll be fun.” So Jack said okay, and they had a great time. After the dance, Jill asked Jack to take her to Makeout Hill. Jack said, “No, you’re my sister, It would be gross.” Jill said, “We’ll just talk, we don’t talk anymore.” So Jack said okay. They were at Makeout Hill talking, when Jill moved to the backseat. Jill said, “Come on, Jack, take me.” Jack didn’t argue. When Jack moved on top of Jill, Jill murmured, “You’re a lot lighter than dad.”
    Jack said back, “I know. Mom told me last night.”

     

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  • 25th July 2011,What’s On Your Mind? | Posted by admin on Jul 25 2011 under What's On Your Mind?

    1)LIKE IF: Yelling “STAY!“ at a non-living object that keeps falling over as if it`s going to listen to you -_-

     

    2)I`m not ignoring you, I`m waiting to see if you`ll make an effort…it`s different..

     

    3)Oh really? you need space? join NASA!!!

     

    4)They say best friends are hard to find: well that`s cause the best ones are already mine…:)

     

    5)is Mocking people in a voice that they don`t even have.

     

    6)I wonder if Mr. Right exists. I`ve already met Mr. Player, Mr. Psycho, Mr. Lazy, Mr. User and Mr. Know it all.

     

    7)Words that spoiled many boys` life . . . …. . “Dude she`s looking at you.”

     

    8)Maybe being nice is more important than being cool.

     

    9)Dear fourth grader on facebook, How are you in a complicated relationship? What`d he do, steal your animal crackers?

     

    10)Sometimes the memories are worth the pain.

     

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  • 25th July 2011,Jokes Of The Day | Posted by admin on Jul 25 2011 under Funny Jokes

    A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a somewhat conservative fellow, so naturally he’s curious about the sudden change in fashion sense. The man walks up to his co-worker and says, “I didn’t know you were into earrings.”

    “Don’t make such a big deal, it’s only an earring,” he replies sheepishly.

    “Well, I’m curious,” begged the man, “how long have you been wearing an earring?”

    “Er, ever since my wife found it in our bed.”

     

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