Archive for July, 2011

  • 24th July 2011,What’s On Your Mind? | Posted by admin on Jul 24 2011 under What's On Your Mind?

    1)2 girls wearing the same shirt- “That bitch, copied my style”.. 2 boys wearing the same shirt- “Brother!! :D ”

    2)At 11:59pm Cinderella should have said to the Prince, “I bet you a million bucks I can turn that carriage into a pumpkin.”

    3)The Hardest Desicion of Our Childhood: Charmander, Squirtle or Baulbasaur.

    4)Class, I couldn’t grade your papers. I was busy.” “Yeah. I couldn’t do my homework. I was busy too?”

    5)I hate when plans get cancelled at the last minute.

    6)You never know how strong you are- until being strong is the only choice you have.

    7)Cartoons; the only place you can wear the same thing everyday and no one really cares.

    8)“Real friends are easier to meet when you’re in need rather than when they’re in need.”

    9)Good hair day = New profile picture.

    10)I hate it when you say the right answer multiple times, then someone else says your answer and they get credit.

     

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  • 24th July 2011,Jokes Of The Day | Posted by admin on Jul 24 2011 under Funny Jokes

    Every night after dinner, Harry took off for the local watering hole. He would spend the whole evening there and always arrive home, well inebriated, around midnight each night. He usually had trouble getting his key to fit the keyhole and couldn’t get the door open. And, every time this happened, his wife would go to the door and let him in. Then, she would proceed to yell and scream at him for his constant nights out and coming home in a drunken state. But, Harry still continued his nightly routine.

    One day, the distraught wife was talking to a friend about her husband’s behavior. The friend listened and suggested, “Why don’t you treat him a little differently when he comes home? Instead of berating him, why don’t you give him some loving words and welcome him home with a kiss? Then, he might change his ways.” The wife thought that this might be a good idea.

    That night, Harry took off again after dinner. And, at about midnight, he arrived home in his usual condition.

    His wife heard him at the door. She quickly opened it and let Harry in. Instead of berating him as she had always done, this time she took his arm and led him into the living room. She sat Harry down in an easy chair, put his feet up on the foot stool, and took his shoes off. Then, she went behind him and started to cuddle him a little. After a short while, she whispered to Harry, “It’s pretty late, dear. I think we should go upstairs to bed now, don’t you think?”

    Harry replied in his inebriated state, “Heck, I guess we might as well. I’ll get in trouble when I get home anyway!”

     

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  • 23rd July 2011,What’s On Your Mind? | Posted by admin on Jul 23 2011 under What's On Your Mind?

    1)Men are like a deck of cards. You`ll find the occasional king, but most are jacks:

     

    2)That one kid in class that can ask the teacher random questions to get them off topic. “Good job mate.”

     

    3)”Lets watch a scary movie!” *several hours later* “Dude, walk with me to the bathroom”

     

    4)”Lets stay up all night!” *2 hours later* screw this! I`m tired.

     

    5)Facebook; the only place where I can be married to my best friend, and have more than 20 siblings.

     

    6)That awkward moment when you dont know if you should hug someone or not

     

    7)The awkward moment when you are trying to kill a spider & you lose track of it & then you become a victim in your own home ;)

     

    8)I feel bad for everyone that isn`t dating me.

     

    9)I try not to look when I know someone is staring at me

     

    10)I wasn`t that Drunk . “Dude, you were caught fishing in the toilet”.

     

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  • 23rd July 2011,Jokes Of The Day | Posted by admin on Jul 23 2011 under Funny Jokes

    These two guys had just gotten divorced and they swore they would never have anything to do with women again. They were best friends and they decided to move up to Alaska as far north as they could go and never look at a woman again. They got up there and went into a trader’s store and told him, “Give us enough supplies to last two men for one year.” The trader got the gear together and on top of each one’s supplies he laid a board with a hole in it with fur around the hole.

    The guys asked “What’s that board for?” The trader said, “Well, where you’re going there are no women and you might need this.” They said, “No way! We’ve sworn off women for life!” The trader said, “Well. take the boards with you, and if you don’t use them I’ll refund your money next year. “Okay,” they said and left. The next year this guy came into the trader’s store and said “Give me enough supplies to last one man for one year.” The trader said “Weren’t you in here last year with a partner?”

    “Yeah” said the guy. “Where is he?” asked the trader. “I killed him” said the guy. Shocked, the trader asks “Why?” To which the guy replies, “I caught him in bed with my board!”

     

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  • 22nd July 2011,What’s On Your Mind? | Posted by admin on Jul 22 2011 under What's On Your Mind?

    1)is wondering if strippers have nightmares about accidentally going to work fully clothed. T_T

     

    2)Always “busy” – no one is THAT busy when they are really interested in you

     

    3)Like if you wanna make me smile! :)

     

    4)Make your girlfriend happy by telling those 3 words every women loves to hear ” Here`s my Wallet”

     

    5)Stop waiting for the right person to come into your life. Be the right person to come to someone`s life.

     

    6)The awkward moment when someone deletes their comment on facebook and you look like you’re talking to yourself.

     

    7)Pictures can`t replace being there & memories can`t replace moments.

     

    8)Dear brain, give me a break. Get that someone out of my mind, please.

     

    9)Music is my sun, and you’re blocking my light.

     

    10)Good friends do not let you do stupid things….. alone :)

     

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  • 22nd July 2011,Jokes Of The Day | Posted by admin on Jul 22 2011 under Funny Jokes

    Every night after dinner, Harry took off for the local watering hole. He would spend the whole evening there and always arrive home, well inebriated, around midnight each night. He usually had trouble getting his key to fit the keyhole and couldn’t get the door open. And, every time this happened, his wife would go to the door and let him in. Then, she would proceed to yell and scream at him for his constant nights out and coming home in a drunken state. But, Harry still continued his nightly routine.

    One day, the distraught wife was talking to a friend about her husband’s behavior. The friend listened and suggested, “Why don’t you treat him a little differently when he comes home? Instead of berating him, why don’t you give him some loving words and welcome him home with a kiss? Then, he might change his ways.” The wife thought that this might be a good idea.

    That night, Harry took off again after dinner. And, at about midnight, he arrived home in his usual condition.

    His wife heard him at the door. She quickly opened it and let Harry in. Instead of berating him as she had always done, this time she took his arm and led him into the living room. She sat Harry down in an easy chair, put his feet up on the foot stool, and took his shoes off. Then, she went behind him and started to cuddle him a little. After a short while, she whispered to Harry, “It’s pretty late, dear. I think we should go upstairs to bed now, don’t you think?”

    Harry replied in his inebriated state, “Heck, I guess we might as well. I’ll get in trouble when I get home anyway!”

     

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