23rd July 2011,What’s On Your Mind?

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1)Men are like a deck of cards. You`ll find the occasional king, but most are jacks:

 

2)That one kid in class that can ask the teacher random questions to get them off topic. “Good job mate.”

 

3)”Lets watch a scary movie!” *several hours later* “Dude, walk with me to the bathroom”

 

4)”Lets stay up all night!” *2 hours later* screw this! I`m tired.

 

5)Facebook; the only place where I can be married to my best friend, and have more than 20 siblings.

 

6)That awkward moment when you dont know if you should hug someone or not

 

7)The awkward moment when you are trying to kill a spider & you lose track of it & then you become a victim in your own home

 

8)I feel bad for everyone that isn`t dating me.

 

9)I try not to look when I know someone is staring at me

 

10)I wasn`t that Drunk . “Dude, you were caught fishing in the toilet”.

 

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July 23rd, 2011