Jokes Of The Day

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1. Praying in TEMPLE vs Praying in CASINO
Do you know what is the difference between people praying in TEMPLE and people praying in CASINO?
Answer : Those praying in Casino are much more Serious!!

2. Flirt
I loved this girl truely, but she broke my heart into pieces. Now every piece of my heart loves a girl, so why people now call me FLIRT!

3. The difference between New couple and Old couple
What is the difference between New couple and Old couple?
New couple sleeps with their Lips together & Old couples sleeps with their Hips together!

4. Sheep Farmers
Sheep Farmers never know exactly how many sheep they have. They fall asleep every time they try to count them.

5. I’m priceless
There may not be any value of me for you, but I am priceless to those people…from whom I have borrowed Money!

6. Good Person
“Good Person” is = “Bad person” who hasn’t got caught!

 

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May 17th, 2011